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ABS-olutely Not Scipping Core Day - Unisex Oversized Premium Hoodie

ABS-olutely Not Scipping Core Day - Unisex Oversized Premium Hoodie

1.650,00 Kč
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This hoodie is for those who take their crunches seriously and their jokes slightly less so.

Bold enough to flex, soft enough to nap in — it’s the perfect mix of comfort and irony. Whether your six-pack is real or still “loading,” this one says: “I showed up. I planked. I survived.”

100% cotton face
65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
Soft brushed interior for max coziness
Spacious pouch pocket for snacks or emotional baggage
Double-layered hood to hide post-leg-day regret
Durable print. Sarcasm included
Fit note: Runs slightly small — size up for a smarter fit 

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 70.5 96.5-104.1 57.2
M 73 106.7-114.3 57.2
L 75.6 116.8-124.5 61.6
XL 78.1 127-134.6 61.6
2XL 80.7 137.2-144.8 64.8
3XL 83.2 147.3-157.5 68.6

Printed fresh, just for you.

No dusty warehouses here—your gear is made to order and ships in 5–7 days.

Because nothing says premium like ink that hasn’t even dried yet.

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